Monday, December 10, 2018

Dog Chocolate Meme

If my dogs were chocolate


Sweet, pretty, and very inoffensive


Barky, nutty, dark and very salty

Sunday, December 9, 2018

Christmas Greyhound

It is amazingly easy to find Christmas decor with dachshunds to represent Vienna, but greyhounds are surprisingly rare.

So I have had to fill the gap myself with a resin dog from Goodwill and a few seasonal bits and pieces.

Sadie is not overly impressed.

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Doggie DNA: Vienna Edition

So the results are in, and if you ignore the sketchy bits and error variance... Vienna is mostly Dachshund.  She certainly has all of the typical ann... charming dachshund habits, after all. 

But I am still definitely justified in having insured her as a small mixed breed dog.  There are also measurable amounts of stuff that is probably Lhasa Apso and Cavalier Kind Charles Spaniel.

Friday, November 30, 2018

Dungeons & Dachshunds

Flightless but fearsome the lesser wyrm
hoards plush treasures in quilted caves,
and venture not the squirrel here
or find he an untimely grave.

Her bark's more fierce than smoke or flames,
her ego fed by lesser fames --
a dragon's soul in fur is drap├ęd,
she is not small, just concentrated.