Robot Cat Wakes Up

I was once asked how to respond when someone sends you a novel manuscript that is... not good.  That is, in fact, double plus ungood. 

My suggestion was: "Have you considered self-publishing; I hear it is a wave of the future."

Yes, I do in fact have a point. 

What should you say when some-one fundamentally unsuited to owning a cat asks you what kind of cat they should get? "I think you should get a robot cat; I hear they are the wave of the future."

The as-yet-unnamed robot cat is shown in his post guarding the candy bowl.