Thursday, October 26, 2017

Amazon Orders from Cheap but Distant Manufacturers.

Will it look like the picture?: 40% chance.  May be shapeless and shiny, may shed sequins like a trail of giant unicorn dandruff.  May have linebacker shoulders or be sized to fit a malnutrized 7-yea-old child.  Cheap with a chance of fabulous.  Willing to spin the wheel.
Will it look like the picture?: 10% chance.  Item shipped may not be the item pictured.  Purchased only due to low price and small chance of extreme fabulousness. High probability of neck rash and tendency to drape like a Walmart shopping bag.  May be too embarrassed to even post a picture. Purchased while under the influence of Merlot.