First there was the story that nobody could figure out how to contain a heavily pregnant heifer at a fair in California without using lethal force (It's call a rope, people). Then the news that a bunch of people at the Royal Adelaide Show (Australia) standing in a hot tent with lots of cows could not work out why their eyes were all itchy. (It's called cow pee. Cow pee + heat = ammonia).
where have all the cowboys (and girls) gone?