Monday, December 10, 2018

Dog Chocolate Meme

If my dogs were chocolate


Sweet, pretty, and very inoffensive (a little wine-y)


Barky, nutty, dark and very salty

Sunday, December 9, 2018

Christmas Greyhound

It is amazingly easy to find Christmas decor with dachshunds to represent Vienna, but greyhounds are surprisingly rare.

So I have had to fill the gap myself with a resin dog from Goodwill and a few seasonal bits and pieces.

Sadie is not overly impressed.

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Doggie DNA: Vienna Edition

So the results are in, and if you ignore the sketchy bits and error variance... Vienna is mostly Dachshund.  She certainly has all of the typical ann... charming dachshund habits, after all. 

But I am still definitely justified in having insured her as a small mixed breed dog.  There are also measurable amounts of stuff that is probably Lhasa Apso and Cavalier Kind Charles Spaniel.

Friday, November 30, 2018

Dungeons & Dachshunds

Flightless but fearsome the lesser wyrm
hoards plush treasures in quilted caves,
and venture not the squirrel here
or find he an untimely grave.

Her bark's more fierce than smoke or flames,
her ego fed by lesser fames --
a dragon's soul in fur is drapéd,
she is not small, just concentrated.

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Fur Real

A recent expose in the UK showed that many stores were (presumably) unwittingly selling real fur labeled as fake fur--most often from raccoon dogs. This is the fifth major exposure to find the same thing (2006, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2018) and so it seems this practice is enduring and not uncommon.

The raccoon dog (Nyctereutes procyonoides) and its various sub-species are canids found in China, Japan, Korea, Russia and a few other countries. It is not an especially rare animals and sometimes invasive. They are most similar to foxes but have distinct habits such as tree climbing.

 The reason raccoon dog is popping up in this way is that under current production methods, its fur is cheaper than synthetics. The fur is sometimes referred to as murmansky. There is a long tradition of using their fur in Japan and Russia but currently most commercial farming occurs in China. Because raccoon dogs often fast over part of the winter period they are prone to obesity in farms.  They are also know to be susceptible to other welfare issues such as stereotypic behavior when not kept in groups.

Now, whether you choose to buy fur, or fake fur, is your choice.  But it is your responsibility to know what you are buying--just as it is the job or retailers to know what they are selling.  This is how you are buying real or fake fur: 1) Look at the base, real fur is attached to tanned skin -- fake fur is woven into a fabric base. If you can't see the underside, using a small embroider needle to whether the tip easily pushed through indicating the warp and weft of a fabric and not a solid hide 2) Hair that tapers at the end rather than looking "cut off" is probably real.

  •  Hollemeyer, K., Altmeyer, W., & Heinzle, E. (2007). Identification of furs of domestic dog, raccoon dog, rabbit and domestic cat by hair analysis using MALDI-ToF mass spectrometry. Spectroscopy Europe, 19(2), 8-15.

  • Ahola, L., Hänninen, S., & Mononen, J. (2007). A note on stereotyped behaviour in pair and group-housed farmed juvenile raccoon dogs. Applied animal behaviour science, 107(1-2), 174-180.

Pet Expo Data Exposure

When you go to a PetEventPros event, keep in mind that opting into contact permission means your name, address, email and phone number are sold to anyone who wants it.  

Thursday, November 8, 2018

This is just to say

I have eaten
the flower
that was on
the floor

and which
you were probably
for decoration

Forgive me
it was unsupervised
so chewy
and so forbidden

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Cute Badges

If your dogs don't have the understated dignity of classic "breed" badges, maybe have a look at what Lili Chin has going on.    I for the dachshund and greyhound and it captures a little something of my furry doofuses.

Monday, September 3, 2018

Dachshund Heraldry

Every good hound needs some heraldry.  Vienna insisted on adding a few non-traditional elements including her personal motto: I bark, therefore I am.

Monday, June 25, 2018

Friday Morning: "Oh, how adorable.  My new dog knows how to play fetch."
Sunday afternoon: "Oh please, God.  Make it stop."